BAR AT WORLD’S END

“A: Bartender, get me a martini.
B: Sorry sir, we unfortunately are out of martini’s but I can get you an old fashioned.
A: What about my dreams of living like James Bond, I wanted the shaken not stirred kind.
B: Don’t worry sir, one drink and you will feel like a world-class agent - err perhaps a bit more like Austin Powers”